Web: Nanaca Crash!!

If you haven't seen this yet, you might want to check it out.

It's pretty much what you want a Flash game to deliver: it's simple enough to load, easy enough to figure out (which you'll have to, as the instructions are delivered unmercifully in Japanese), and addictive enough to burn up a half hour you were probably intending on spending on something else. There's strategy involved and stuff you can pick up on, but enough dumb luck to make even a beginner kick ass.

For what it's worth, my top score's something like 1000 m, but that's small potatoes. It's a scary planet.

Also: I have a theory that this game is much more enjoyable when you've freshly dumped someone or have been freshly dumped. Couldn't tell you in either event.